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Cheering and jeering the good, the bad and the indifferent in the "compassion versus suffering" realm of animal welfare.
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| ABC: | SPORTS NIGHT
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| Cast: | Robert Guillaume ~ Isaac Jaffee Felicity Huffman ~ Dana Whitaker Joshua Malina ~ Jeremy Goodwin |
| Synopsis: | Tuesday, October 6, 1998 (9:30-10:00
p.m., ET) "The Hungry and the Hunted" - Jeremy accepts an assignment to produce segments for CSC’s hunting-oriented "Outdoorsman Show," but he may be in greater danger than the targeted deer. Meanwhile, Casey begins to notice Dana in a different light. |
| Isaac: | Tell us about your hunting trip.
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| Dana: | The first day you were going after New
England blue Mallard.
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| Jeremy: | Yeah, Bob and Eddy were using the IR-50
Recon by Bushcomber. Its got a 16" micro-groove barell with a 30-30
mags, side-scope mount, wire-cutter sheath, quick-release bolt, mag
catches and a 3-pound trigger, so I figured we must be going after
a pretty dangerous duck.
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| Isaac: | You can wise-ass all you want, you're going
to tell me what happened.
Jeremy: We shot a deer...[pause]...in the woods near Lake Mattatuck--the second day. There was a special vest they had me wear so they could distinguish me from things they wanted to shoot, and I was pretty grateful for that. Almost the whole day had gone by, and we hadn't gotten anything. Eddy was getting frustrated and Bob Shumaker was getting embarrassed. My camera guy needed to reload, so I told every one to take a 10 minute break. There was a stream near by and I walked over to it with this care-package Natalie made me, sat down. When I looked up, I saw 3 of them. Small, bigger, biggest... recognizable to any species on the face of the planet as a child, a mother and a father. Now the trick in shooting deer is you've got to get them out in the open, and its tough with deer 'cause these are clever, cagey animals with an intuitive sense of danger. You know what you have to do to get a deer out in the open? You hold out a Twinkie(tm). That animal clopped up to me like we were at a party. She seemed to be pretty interested in the Twinkie(tm), so I gave it to her. Looking back, she'd've been better off if I'd given her the damn vest. Bob kind of screamed at me and whispered, "Move away!" The camera had been reloaded, and it didn't look like the day was going to be a washout after all. So I backed away--a couple of steps at a time. And, I closed my eyes when I heard the shot. Look, I know these are animals, and they don't play bridge and go to the prom, but you can't tell me that the little one didn't know who his mother was. That's got to mean something! And, later, at the hospital, Bob Shumaker was telling me about the nobility and tradition of hunting and how it related to the Native American Indians, and I nodded and said that was interesting while I was thinking about what a load of crap it was. Hunting was part of Indian culture--it was food and it was clothes and it was shelter. They sang and danced and offered prayers to the gods for a successful hunt so they could survive just one more unimaginably brutal winter. The things they had to kill held the highest place of respect for them and to kill for fun was a sin. And they knew the gods wouldn't be so generous next time. What we did wasn't food, and it wasn't shelter and it sure wasn't sports--it was just mean.
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| Isaac: | Jeremy, why didn't you tell us how you
felt about hunting when we gave you this?
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| Jeremy: | Because you told me you spoke to Mark Savath
at USA Today--in fact, I know you must have spoke to him before you
ever hired me.
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| Isaac: | Well of course I did. I also spoke to Dave
Heller at the Free Press and Tom Monahan at the Sacramento Beat.
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| Jeremy: | And they all said pretty much the same
thing.
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| Isaac: | Yes, they all said that Jeremy Goodwin
was a bright guy with a world-class understanding of popular sports,
but that he didn't quite fit in and there was little chance that he'd
advance in their organization.
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| Jeremy: | With due respect, Mr. Jaffee, but I have
$80,000 in student loans to pay back. My instincts told me to shut
up and do what I was told.
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| Isaac: | Your instincts were wrong.
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| Jeremy: | Not fitting in is how qualified people
lose jobs.
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| Isaac: | Yeah, but a lot of the time, its how they
end up working here. [long pause] Now you had an obligation to tell
us how you felt. Partly because I don't like getting a phone call
saying I've put one of my people in the hospital. But, mostly because
if you feel that strongly about something, you have an responsibility
to try and change my mind.
Did you think I would fire you simply because you made a convincing argument? Its taken me a lot of years, but I've come around to this: if you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people; and if you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you. I'm an awfully smart man and Mark Savath is an idiot--he had you and he blew it! You're going to do great here, but you've got to trust us. You fit in on your own time. When you come to work for me--you show up to play. I'm going home. You don't know us very well, so if its hard trusting us at the beginning, maybe it'll help to know that--we trust you. G'night. [Leaves]
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| Dana: | Goodnight, I'll see you Monday.
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| Jeremy: | Goodnight.
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